Frog in a Blender – the Game, the Joke, the Drink

That someone is actually looking for a frog in a blender is hilarious! Yes, get a life, you overgrown prince pants (chuckles). I don’t know which is older, the joke, the game or the sweet cocktail recipe. Well, good thing is, I’ve tasted all three variants and I’m really glad I did! You wanna see what I found out?

Frog in a Blender

Frog in a Blender Game

This game to me is rather lame. But old folks love it like sweet wine (oh that’s the recipe). Okay. The frog in the blender game is created by this crazy old guy, Joseph C. Shields and he has a website for it, err joecartoon.com.

Alright the Frog in the blender game is a classic flash player game, a point-and-click game. It’s just a big funny crazy game of a cartoon frog inside a blender. There are buttons on the blender and the frog is playing inside. You hear him taunt you and make fun of you and you increase the blender speed. When the blender gets to speed 10, the frog’s insides are spattered around. Including his eyes! Crude humour and violence on poor Kermit!

What Do You Need?

  • A computer or a working smartphone
  • Flash player
  • An internet connection
  • And a spooky sense of humour.

Frog in a Blender Joke

Okay, when you have seen the game, you would understand the stupid joke that had been going around for years!

“What is green and red and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender !”

What Do You Need?

Bah! That would not make me laugh if they told me with a million feathers tickling my armpits. If you’d played the crazy (classic) game, you would understand the meaning of this crazy joke. Lol. So it’s up to you.

Frog in the Blenders Recipe

Now, here is where it all gets interesting. A break from the bland joke and the lame game. Oh. I could use some rhymes there but never mind. Rhymes would probably be as sweet as the cocktail wine you’d make with the frog in a blender recipe. I don’t want to steal the show (wink).

This spooky cocktail wine can be put together in just 5 minutes!

The frog in a blender is a stunning mix of vodka, cranberry juice and lemon to make an excellent spooky atmosphere even more eerie.

What do you need?

To make a single glass of Frog in a Blender, you need:

  • 1 cup Ice cubes
  • 2 fluid ounce vodka
  • 4 fluid ounce cranberry juice
  • 2 quarter cut of lemons
  • 5 cherries

How to Prepare

TO MAKE FROG IN THE BLENDER, follow these steps closely:

Step 1

Put all the ingredients in a good smoothie blender (including the lime wedges). If you want to know the best smoothie blender you can ever get, click here

Step 2

Blend the ingredients for 3-5 seconds. You do not need to blend all the ingredients smoothly. That’s why it’s called Frog in a Blender.

Step 3

Strain the blend into a wine glass. You should use a smoothie blender that has a sieve. Then you should finish the garnishing of the wine with cherry and serve. If you want some spooky experience, you can stick some rubber frogs on the glass to finish the look. Overall, you have a sweet wine in your glass!

We hope you enjoy Frog in the Blenders as much as I do. Yea, you know which one I’m talking about. Be the first to tell us how you feel about it!